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04
2009
Greetings all. Just a quick post to acknowledge the lack of posts in the past couple of weeks. I’ve become a total slave to the wage and my entire life currently revolves around work. I may be on the verge of developing a very unflattering nervous tick from the stress of it all!
Anywho this weekend is THE weekend during which I get things back to normal. So expect me to restore your faith in me in the coming days.
P.S I’m pretty sure God is smiting me. The sun is practically splitting the rocks outside and I’m in here in my stuffy shirt typing like a lunatic! Fingers crossed for a sunny weekend!
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03
2009
Back in August 2008 I posted a list of five Irish hotties (as I saw it at the time). A staggering number of people have read that post and an even more surprising number of people have found their way to this blog by searching for “hot Irish girls”. As an aside, would you believe that people actually search for “freckled boobs”!? Next time you’re walking along a footpath alone with a stranger approaching ask yourself ‘is that the devient mind that’s seeking out freckled breasts!?’
Anyway to get back on track, since it’s St. Patrick’s Day I feel patriotically obliged to write a post dripping in shamrocks. So here it is….in celebration of Paddy’s Day I bring you an updated list - ‘Hot Irish Girls Uimhir a Dó’ if you will (that’s part two for those of you not speaking Irish!).
In no particular order..
- MTV presenter and Wicklow girl, Laura Whitmore. She made her way to our TV screens via a competition called “Pick me MTV” which she won in April, 2008.

2. Una Healy, guitarist and singer/songwriter with girlband, The Saturdays. Una won “Hottest Female” in The Virgin Media Music Awards 2008, beating famous hotties such as Beyonce and Cheryl Cole. She’s hot but she’s not Cheryl Cole hot!

3. TG4 presenter, Sile Ni Bhraonain who fronted the X Factor-style show, Deis Roc, which featured 16 Irish rock bands competing to be the next U2.

4. Singer/songwriter Wallis Bird is the best thing to come out of Wexford without doubt!

5. 28 year old singer and musician, Lisa Hannigan, best known for her work with Damien Rice.

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Categories : Celebrity
16
03
2009
Just a quick post as I’m on the way to the kitchen to get rid of anything that could be used as a turkey baster MacGyver-style. You’ll understand why if you read this post I spotted on Lezgetreal.com. A drunk woman in Pittsfield, Massachusetts tried to artificial inseminate her wife against her will with her BROTHER’S sperm. Her brother’s! Clearly this was a crazy plan on so many levels! I firmly believe that turkey basters should only ever be used in the capable hands of this woman:

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Categories : Current affairs, LGBT
4
03
2009
The hottest Detective around, well since the days of Cagney and Lacey (joking I assure you…which one is Cagney and which one is Lacey???), is in hospital again!

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4
03
2009
Check out the latest advert from Agent Provocateur, “opulent lingerie” designers:

The ad’s will soon be seen in magazines to launch AP’s “Pirates Collection” and features Helena Christensen, although even she is lost amongst the mass of flesh in this shot! The ad is sure to offend some people as it portrays women bound and gagged (bottom lefthand corner) and one man is featured hanging with a noose around his neck (center, far right). I actually quite like it. Check out the bizarre lazy lady in red peaking out from under the crotch of a women that looks like 80’s Kylie Minogue! I get the whole pirate scene but what is with the scared guy with the guitar? Anyone any ideas?
If the advert has got you going ‘ooh arrr’ (pirate reference don’t you see!?) then you can watch the campaign video here.
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Categories : Observations, Uncategorized
3
03
2009
The Simpsons is set to become America’s longest running primetime show. Since it’s been running since 1990 it’s no wonder the writers and looking at new ways to keep viewers interested. On Sunday in the US Marge Simpson ‘did a Katy Perry’ and kissed a girl. In traditional tackamundo fashion, this was a dream sequence in which Homer ‘happily’ watches Marge make out with her friend (ironically called Lindsey!).

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Categories : Movies/TV