Mustard on the Hedge

In a week where Ellen and Portia got hitched there can be little or no competition for the weekly Golden Thong award. So lets get straight to this weeks Silver Mullet.

Lily Allen

It seems Lily Allen is famous only by association these days. She hangs out with Lindsay and the Ronsons, Amy Winehouse and Co. and generally has a royal time of it.

Apparently she’s finished a new album but is unsure “what’s going on with it” according to the latest entry in her blog. Something tells me her latest drunken exploits won’t encourage record bosses at EMI to get the album on the shelves.

On Monday night good ol’ Lily showed she was a classy chick by punching a passer-by who allegedy heckled her.

Lily "Rocky" Allen

The funny thing about this situation is that Lily stated a week ago in her blog that “I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job .”

Objective- stay out of the public eye.

Action taken- punch passer-by in front of paperazi.

Result- One bloody eejitt dropped from her record label.