Mustard on the Hedge

Oh my God where can I apply for a job with PETA’s advertising team???? I picture them swinging in their swivel chairs discussing hot girls and then calling them up to see if they’ll get their kit off- total Carlsberg job! Pamela Anderson, Eve Mendes, Alicia Silverstone, etc all went in the buff in the name of PETA.

Here’s there latest ad:

Olympic Swimmer Amanda Beard

Is it wrong that when I saw Alicia Silverstone’s ad I misread “Vegetarian”?

PETA have taken their campaign to the next level this month, offering people a chance to win the sheets and pillows on which Jenna Jameson appeared naked. Who wants sheets which were probably bought minutes before the photoshoot? Considering her career as a porn star, surely there are plenty sets of bed linen which she’s rolled around in? By the way check out this definition of Jenna- porno star and “entrepreneur”! Hilarious.

Anyway….who exactly are these ad’s targeting? Are they presuming that all animal-related issues are caused by men OR the advertising team are also on Ellen’s team and have the world’s best job!