Tackiest Lesbian Ever?
11 11 2008Jodie Marsh is just something else! She seems more than content to live out her mediocre life in the news bytes of the tabloid papers. She’s done everything possible to draw attention to her ‘lesbian’ relationship with Nina, her hairdresser. They’ve strutted their way into every Z list party possible in the last couple of weeks and even sought sperm donations on live radio- yet still nobody gives a shit! Nobody is rushing to give her another reality TV show to captivate 9 viewers. So in another effort to stand out from the crowd (as if her “I drank from the nuclear reactor” tan wasn’t accomplishing that nicely!) she has let Nina brand her.
Check out Jodie taking “lesbian hair” up a notch:
N is for Nob? Nobody? Nitwit? Ok…it stands for Nina but for **** sake! We get it- you’re gay and her name is Nina! Perhaps just walk around with a sandwich board on Jodie? One side proclaiming your lesbian love for Nina- the other a wanted ad- “Celebrity wannabe, still in lesbian bubble wrap, seeks sperm in order to have child with her girlfriend of 5 seconds and sell story to The Daily Mirror. Men seeking drama and well publicised custody battle and potential affair need only apply.”
If this isn’t just an annoying publicity stunt there’s a strong possibility that Jodie and Nina could be the tackiest lesbian couple ever.
Jodie is likely the most tasteless thing to come from overseas in a long time. You all usually represent a more classy lot than us sloppy, drunk, slutty Americans…but not this time!
Good thing you weren’t out with us last night…we would have shattered all your notions of us classy Europeans!!