Mustard on the Hedge

Now I know what I’m wearing to CaKe on Saturday night….

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It was minus two degrees when I got up this morning. I’m now sitting at my desk, slowly regaining the feeling in my toes…as for my nipples- they fell off some where between picking up the Metro and getting my morning Grande Americano.

So while I was thawing out and delaying-the-inevitable-work scout around online I came across this. I know many of you have been deeply concerned and frankly, not able to perform at your peak since you heard that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were, literally, at each other’s throats. Well Lindsay apparently has gotten sick of the rumours and wrote this on her blog yesterday:

“rumors.. just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up”

Phew! Is it getting warmer in here or is that news warming the cockles of my heart!?

The video for Pink’s new single, Sober, has been released. In the ultimate display of egotism, Pink gets up close and personal with…herself! It’s a pretty convincing make out scene.

The video is pretty funky and features Pink a few different costumes- my fave is the white ‘bob’ wig, cuffs and lacy “nipple peaking” top.

Check it out- after watching it a few times in a row, I’m going for a cold shower!

Greetings all from my new place of employment. I started a new job yesterday- which explains my lack of blog action over the past couple of days. Never fear- I’ve bought my new swish “I DO know what I’m talking about” suits and my ‘girly’ shoes and I’ve shmoozed my new co-workers so expect me to be back in the saddle later today and I’ll fill you in on all my news!

The results of a survey conducted by bra specialists, Bravissimo, revealed that ‘Girls Aloud’ singer, Cheryl Cole has the sexiest curves in celebritydom.

This comes as no surprise to someone who has long since marvelled at all things Cheryl Cole. She is an established resident in my “top five”!

In a survey of thousands of 16-24 year old girls it was established that Cheryl’s boobs were those most envied by girls dissatisfied with their own rack.

Jo Lee, Marketing Director of Bravissimo, said: “Cheryl’s boobs are indeed fab. We estimate she’s around a 28F bra size - but it’s a shame so many young women aren’t happy with their own breasts.”

The “top of the tits” were:

1. Cheryl Cole

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