Mustard on the Hedge

So you think you know Tila Tequila…do you? Do you really?

Tila obviously doesn’t think we know enough about her as she is releasing a book- “Hooking up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party”. So clear a space between the Man Booker Prize winners on your bookshelf and camp outside the bookstore now - ’cause you know that’s going to sell out!

A conversation piece on any coffee table!

Did you know that “Tila’s taboo-bending lack of inhibition has made her a trailblazer for the times…whose combination of sex appeal and accessibility has made her popularity unparalleled”??? That’s according to an “editors review” on Amazon. How I laughed when I read “accessibility”…Tila does indeed keep herself “accessible”!

She posted an intro to the book on her blog. Other things I’ve learned…

1. She has “been building an Empire”… an empire of what? Why am I visualising a mound of himbo’s and bimbo’s with a little Tequila flag on top?
2. She is “a model, singer, actress, clothing designer, reality television star, internet maven, humanitarian and survivor”. I could add other words to this list but I am a lady (well at least right at this moment I am).
3. She is a “4 foot 11″ street fighter with “little man’s syndrome”…I smell another reality TV series!

Singer she says…you be the judge- here’s the video to her ’song’ “Stripper Friends”. Enjoy humming that all day. I’m sure you could get a good deal on a book/album combo on Amazon!