Stop the presses! Katy Perry has revealed in an interview with OK! magazine that she really did kiss a girl. Wow! I’m not sure how I’m going to concentrate on work today now that I know this.
Recounting her lesbian dalliances Perry, in a deviation from the lyrics of her hit song “I Kissed a Girl”, said: “I think I was 19. I kissed a girl and it was great.” Great indeed Katy. It went no further than a kiss though (surprise surprise!).
In honour of Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed A Girl”, topping the UK single charts for a second week, The Sun have put together their “guide to girl-on-girl moments”. Mmph.
Surely there are better kisses than this out there. I plan to mull this over and come up with my own top 5. I’m sure the Sun will be quaking in their Uggs at the thoughts of competition on this one!
Every week I plan to give a Silver Thong Award to someone who’s just gone too far; said too much; been a huge eejitt or is just being a big pain in my arse!
The first Silver Mullet of 2008 goes to….drum roll please….
Angelina Jolie
Why you say? Well the days when Angelina gave powerful performances in movies (e.g. Girl Interupted) are a distant memory. She now concentrates on popping out babies and selling the pics. Who else is sick of the Jolie-Pitts? They’re already talking about having more kids…apparently a dozen is the aim!..Jesus. Put a cork in it Angelina. By the way does anyone know where this Angelina went?
Angelina Hottie
And now for that person who deserves a pat on the butt back….the first Golden Thong goes to….
Britney Spears
Britney has been nominated for an MTV Video Music Award for “Piece of Me”.
She’ll battle it out with Katy Perry for “I Kissed a Girl,” Rihanna for “Take a Bow,” Mariah Carey for “Touch My Body” and Jordin Sparks for “No Air.”
Britney seems to have gotten her act together again thankfully. She has come to an agreement with K-Fed over the custody of their two children and this new deal will see the singer get increased visitation. Judging by recent pictures Britters is looking better than ever. Hard to believe she was hospitalised only 6 months ago.
I just heard that Katy Perry, singer of the US number 1 “I Kissed a Girl”, wants to recreate the Madonna/Britney Spears kiss with Miley Cyrus. What???
Madonna and Britney locked lips at the 2003 MTV Awards.
Britney and Madonna Kiss on MTV
Talking about her upcoming appearance on the Teen Choice Awards, Perry thought it would be hilarious to kiss Miley Cyrus on stage saying:”I don’t think it (kissing stunt) would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine.”
The two girls know each other since Perry sang backing vocals on the new Miley Cyrus album “Blackout”. Despite this I think it’s highly unlikely that Cyrus would even give this a second thought particularly given all the negative media attention her posing topless for the cover of Vanity Fair attracted. Even disregarding that- Disney would hardly support such a risqué display in front of an audience of “Hannah Montana” fans…or would they?
What is with Katy Perry? Is she trying to ride the controversial faux-homosexual train to success? Does she not feel her music is enough to keep her at the top?
There are some interesting comments on Digg relating to Katy Perry…check this post.
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